June 2012
Oops. I accidentally flirted with him.
handsonidealism:
i have been dreaming you’ve been dreaming about me.
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I think we all need to take a moment to appreciate...
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May 2012
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asimplisticreality:
pizzaforpresident:
So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
..excuse me as I move to Antarctica.
…
On a side note.
[[MORE]]I really can’t help freaking out when Greg talks British-ly. I should stop, he’s probably like “Shut the fuck up. We saw tory and lift and across the pond and leathered and leg over and lollyice and such.”
And I’m like OMG YOU’RE TALKING BRITISH I DON’T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS BUT IT’S BEAUTIFUL.
Good Lord I’m strange.
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About his shirt.
ebullientefflorescence:
It’s one of his favorites. He LOVES Hello Kitty.
Today a friend asked him why he was wearing a girl’s shirt and he said “It’s not a girl’s shirt, it’s mine.”
He’s my little tolerance warrior. :)
“It’s not a girl’s shirt, it’s mine.”
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Fun Fact:
One time, on a plane from Germany, I had a long conversation with the lead singer from some famous heavy metal band while waiting to use the restroom. I can’t remember the name of the band now, because I don’t listen to heavy metal.
I thought he was attractive and started talking to him about his tattoos. Had no idea he was famous. He was quite nice.
This sort of thing happens to...
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I’m still seriously pissed that I can’t go back in time and marry Dick Van Dyke. Hell, or just have sex with Dick Van Dyke. Omg.
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My mom's ideas for my life.
My mom: So, Dawn's son is handsome, isn't he?
Me: He's hot. Dawn, your son is hot.
.... we leave...
My mom: You should marry Jon.
Me: ...
My mom: And then Dawn would be your mother in law. Wouldn't that be fantastic?
Me: Well, I--
My mom: And then she and I would be sister in laws and could be best friends even more. You should marry Jon. Plus, then you'd have the last name King. Emily KING. Ugh, Emily DECKER. No no, I like King.
Me: Thanks. Let me just end a year long relationship in the hopes that your friend's son finds me attractive enough to marry on the spot.
My mom: Thank you, dear.
Me: He's probably not even good in bed.
My mom: Well you can't have everything.
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“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”
– A. A. Milne (via girlwithoutwings)
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Greg get online so I can send you my dream omg. I don’t care what time it is in ENGLAND. In AMERICA it’s 9:45am and you should be online!
Those times have nothing to do with online-ness, I just want to send him my dream. Which I won’t do until he promises not to judge me.
It’s weird as fuck.
At some point I’m going to have to go to school today.
I’m...
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Lilo, why are you all wet?
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captainhufflepuff:
This is actually heartbreaking when you remember Lilo tells Stitch her parents went for a drive, and the bad weather caused them to crash.
I always thought this scene was adorable
Wow thanks guy
Right in the childhood.
i never made that connection
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