December 2010
OMG AND AGAIN.
Me: Families can also talk about the fact that Rudolph, who doesn’t get much support from his father, decides to run away from home. Could Rudolph have found another way to express his feelings about not being accepted?
Laura: Cut himself. Or use Cocaine. That’s probably why his nose is so red.
XD
My sister and I like to read the parental info on...
because DirecTV’s parental infos are usually hilarious. We were reading the one for Rudolph the Rednose Reindeer. I was reading it aloud. I said: “Families can talk about what it means to not fit in with the crowd. How would you feel if no one wanted to be your friend because you were different?”
Laura: “Or black.”
Me: “Rudolph’s not black.”
...
Wanna see an extremely (I think almost 2 years?) old photo of me, with my favorite thing ever?
Thattt would be Tim Tebow’s jersey ;D
I think,
That this boy is amazing.
His name is Logan, and I really need to get to know him better.
He has a tiny, old car that smells weird and is filled with old sweatshirts that he loves dearly, and he gives wonderful hugs.
November 2010
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I just tried to answer my phone,
and the following things happened:
My hand slipped and pressed dismiss so that the call was cancelled.
The phone fell from my hand to the side of the couch.
I tried to grab it before it fell, and managed to send it flying into the bottom stair.
I freaked out and jolted my leg hard enough to send my laptop up to hit me in the face.
IT WASN’T EVEN SOMEONE I WANTED TO TALK TO, I...
I feel bad for Dylan.
People are horrible, and I can’t believe that they would say those things to him. Actually, I can. And that’s awful. Granted, it was probably one lone hacker, but that doesn’t make it okay. His url is monstercentral.tumblr.com, read his latest blog? It made me cry. And you should reply with something nice, he deserves something nice.
I'm so tired. I need a sammich and a siesta.
Reblog if you pray.
monstercentral:
every single day.
It makes me feel happier when I talk to Daddy God.
My sister just called me an impotent little garden...
“Ha ha, you have to take daddy to the car place.”
“Quiet, I’ll drag you along too, you impotent little garden gnome. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go put laundry in the driveway.”
Out of context, she sounds quite insane.
SO. Today was wonderful. I got to school—it was absolutely freezing, twenty nine degrees, but it’s been warmer lately so...
I never realized how much I love waking up to the thought of you. I wish we had class together today.
I hate mornings. My hands are dry, wtf. Where are you, lotion D=
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A long, probably repetitive ramble.
I want someone unlike what I have now. I just want someone who will hug me a lot, and who won’t laugh at me when I make random references to 80s movies and golden age Green Lantern comics, but will actually understand them, and who accepts that I sometimes eat cereal for three meals a day, and who won’t pester me when I don’t want to wear a jacket, and who will kiss me on my...
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Screw AP government.
I am going to sit here, mess with my hair, talk to Madidas, and eat purple Nerds.
And darnit, I am going to like it. ;D
27734.) I just want to be perfect for you.
And I try really hard, actually.
I think
I went wrong when I said “let’s talk seriously for a minute.”
Phone, please shut up. I’d turn you off, but every time I press the end button I get another text, and have to press dismiss. So, on silent you go.
Great job, self. You really scored a homerun on this one.
November 19, 2010 seriously changed my life. Maybe not incredibly drastically, but enough to make me smiley a lot nowadays. =]
I just spilled ice cream on my table and...
Oh, Glenn Howerton. <3
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Antonie said he was waiting for me to get a facebook =].
He could go off to bootcamp as early as January.
I love how I can still predict everything he’s going to say, and every time he’s going to laugh. He’s changed, and I’ve changed, and yet I can still tell. It’s kind of scary, but in a really awesome way.
And he still knows when I fall asleep. I took a nap this...
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Oh, P.S. I added Antonie on facebook and we’re talking. Deana just about kicked me in the face when I told her hahaha. Oops.
So, I am 5’6”. I was not aware until this morning that that means that I am a pygmy.
Wtf, Joey.
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Something to try:
Vanilla ice cream+Pomegranate and apple sparkling juice (available from Welches I believe)= a wonderful and unique float. I just made one. Best thing ever <3
Oh will someone please take me to Thailand?
My mom just told me, “Don’t eat that. You’re not allowed to get fat or you’ll never get married,” on Thanksgiving. Ha, that’s wrong on all sorts of levels.
OMGILOVETHANKSGIVING.
OMG SO HILARIOUS. I was at the park with my friend Alex and idk, he has relationship issues, he’s always had a thing for me, he goes to boot camp in a few months, I’m kind of just like alright. So, the park is completely empty. And we’re sitting there and I’m on his lap and he’s kind of all over me. And then I see this guy coming towards us, walking his dog. So we get...
Guys in v-necks make me wanna sin.
“Did someone drop you on your head as a baby?!”
“As a matter of fact, YES! But until now everyone else had the decency not to mention it!”
“Lafou, I’m afraid I’ve been thinking.”
“A dangerous pastime.”
“I know.”
<3 Beauty And The Beast? Ya =D
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Lmao. Oh, my childhood.
Matthew: “Hahaha I have a life with little happiness, sorry. But yea, my dad and I are really close. He used to take me to work when I was little. He taught me how to read maps and was the only support I ever had from an adult. I respect him so much.”
Me: “Aw that’s so sweet =]. My daddy took me to work too! He taught me how to cheat metal detectors and how to break into...
I love Seinfeld =]
“Smarter than me? Is she smarter than me? I don’t want anyone smarter than me!”
“How could she be smarter than you?”
Ha <3
The day before Thanksgiving,
I spent driving home from Williamsburg where we spent yesterday and last night with some family friends we hadn’t seen in six or so years, sleeping until the afternoon because I was tired as heck for no reason, waking up and baking pumpkin cheesecake, cookies, and sloppy joes with my mom, and now sitting here drinking cider, texting Alexander Hamilton (yes, that’s really his name<3)...
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“It’s always going to be you.”
– Dear Mac, you have the weirdest ways of making me smile. I learned a lot, in like thirty minutes of talking to you. Keep up the good work =]
“When I lie, before slumber envelops me, my thoughts control me; I cannot control...”
– I love this book.
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I know I don’t have many followers, because I don’t aim for that, but look at this. The link at the bottom (you actually have to copy and paste it, or I do.) It is completely free. You literally copy and paste it, and then the page loads, and then you click the purple button, and then the thank you page loads.
It’s an animal rescue sight. If you click that button, you donate .6...
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“I am an evil giraffe and I will eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I...”
– Who says this? Hahaha.
I just told my mom, “No, Friday I’m playing with Matthew!” What is wrong with me? Lmao. (We’re planning on going kite flying in the park.)
To make it worse, my sister then said, “Ha, playdate.” And I said, “Yes haha I have a playdate with matthew.” And you know what? “Playdate” came out as “playrape.”
FML
